CAMBRIDGE, MA — Elizabeth Warren has called for a full federal ban on pregnancy centers, claiming they’re killing helpless pregnant women by luring them onto a big red “X” and then dropping a piano on their heads.
“I’m mad!” Sen Warren screamed at a group of seagulls. “Pregnant women are being duped by the millions! They are seeking real help and these pregnancy centers are tricking them into being crushed by grand pianos just like in Bugs Bunny! This cannot stand!”
“Look at me yelling! Aaaaahhhhhh!”