WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amid the turmoil and confusion of President Trump’s impeachment hearing, one small voice silenced the…
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Biden Attempts To Win Over Youth With Appearance On ‘The Ed Sullivan Show’
MANHATTAN—In a move tailor-made for his target demographic, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden announced Monday he…
Live Blog / Impeachment hearing: Live updates from second day of Judiciary Committee testimony
The House Judiciary Committee on Monday will hear from lawyers for both Democrats and Republicans on…
The Ford Mustang Mach 1 Will Return In 2021: Rumor
Two years ago, Ford announced an electric crossover that would become the Mach-E, originally calling it…
Trump wants Eddie Gallagher ‘to do that watermelon-smash thing’ at White House
WASHINGTON — According to Pentagon officials, President Donald Trump continued to express his unwavering support for…
Delta Force rescues woman trapped in Peloton commercial
WASHINGTON — Pentagon officials today released details of a successful high-profile mission by Delta Force to…
Gardener In Background Of Kaepernick Video Receives Call From Washington Redskins
https://babylonbee.com/news/gardener-in-background-of-kaepernick-video-receives-call-from-washington-redskins U.S.—A gardener visible in several shots of Colin Kaepernick’s workout video has been signed as…
Trump Orders National Christmas Tree Be Cut To One Inch Shorter Than He Is
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-orders-national-christmas-tree-be-cut-to-one-inch-1840268901 NEWS IN PHOTOS
SPLC Adds ‘Die Hard’ Christmas Movie Denial To List Of Extremist Hate Ideologies
https://babylonbee.com/news/splc-adds-die-hard-christmas-movie-denial-to-list-of-extremist-hate-ideologies MONTOGOMERY, AL—The Southern Poverty Law Center has added the denial of Die Hard being a…
Chinese Christians Send Missionaries To Bring Gospel To Unreached America
https://babylonbee.com/news/chinese-churches-send-missionaries-to-bring-gospel-to-unreached-america U.S.—Chinese missionaries arrived on the shores of California today to bring the gospel to the “most…
Concerning Study Finds Fewer People Pretending To Be Christian
https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-fewer-people-pretending-to-be-christian U.S.—A new study is worrying pastors and other evangelical leaders, as it suggests that fewer…
Jilted Trump Announces Formation Of Cooler, Way More Powerful NATO With His New Best Friends Oman, Macedonia, And Suriname
https://politics.theonion.com/jilted-trump-announces-formation-of-cooler-way-more-po-1840205187 LONDON—In response to the covertly recorded footage of European leaders mocking the U.S. president, a…