Space Command GS-15: Nobody leaves orbit until they complete DTS training

https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/09/space-command-gs-15-nobody-leaves-orbit-until-they-complete-dts-training/ PETERSON AIR FORCE BASE, Colorado – Regardless of its recent official activation, U.S. Space Command…

Ken Ham’s New Life-Size Tower Of Babel Reproduction Plagued With Construction Delays

https://babylonbee.com/news/ken-ham-begins-construction-on-life-size-reproduction-of-tower-of-babel WILLIAMSTOWN, KY—Ken Ham is at it again! Following the success of Ark Encounter, the good…

Republican state senator who blocked LGBTQ rights charged with sexual abuse of a minor

ModerateMindApproved ~ AA Pennsylvania Republican state senator Mike Folmer has been arrested and charged with sexual…

McDonald’s Appealing To Health-Conscious Consumers With New ‘You Can’t Run From Us Forever’ Ad Campaign

https://www.theonion.com/mcdonald-s-appealing-to-health-conscious-consumers-with-1838181744 CHICAGO—In an attempt to win back increasingly health-conscious consumers, fast-food giant McDonald’s launched its new…

New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-evidence-suggests-esau-actually-sold-birthright-for-spicy-chicken-sandwich-from-chick-fil-a U.S.—Scholars working at top divinity schools across the country now believe that Esau traded his…

Las Vegas man indicted in synagogue, LGBTQ bar attack plot case

ModerateMindLAS VEGAS (AP) — A Las Vegas man accused of assembling weaponsto bomb and shoot people…

Gay couple violently attacked & held hostage in a church to ‘turn them straight’

ModerateMindA gay couple says that they were attacked by a church’s congregation in attempt to convert…

Kavanaugh Denies New Sexual Misconduct Claim During Emotional, Pants-Less Press Conference

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Aircrew hoping congressional subpoena will move travel voucher along

https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/09/aircrew-hoping-congressional-subpoena-will-move-travel-voucher-along/ ANCHORAGE, Alaska — Members of the 249th Airlift Squadron are excited about an investigation into…

Analysis: Trudeau has best debate performance of his career

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/09/analysis-trudeau-has-best-debate-performance-of-his-career/ TORONTO – Last night’s Maclean’s/City TV leaders debate for the 2019 federal election was a…