https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-discontinues-sale-of-auto-parts-to-prevent-car-accidents BENTONVILLE, AR—In a bold move intended to curb the thousands of deaths from vehicles each and…
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Snopes Rates Biden’s Claim That 2+2=5 As ‘Mostly True’
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-claims-that-225-snopes-rates-mostly-true U.S.—Joe Biden recently made a strange claim: that 2+2=5. He was ridiculed for his gaffe…
A wedding venue refuses mixed-race & same-sex couples. They say they have that right as Christians.
An event venue in Mississippi is getting national attention because they allegedly don’t rent their space…
Another ‘ex-gay’ leader admits the whole thing is a giant lie & pleads for forgiveness
McKrae Game had, for the last two decades, ran Hope for Wholeness, a South Carolina “conversion…
Straight high schoolers with ‘MAGA flags’ disrupt LGBTQ club’s first meeting
Students in Bakersfield, California — a city of 380,000 110 miles north of Los Angeles —…
Man breaks trans woman’s jaw for using restroom at Oregon state park
Lauren Jackson, a homeless transgender woman who recently moved from Utah to Oregon, was beaten up…
Army names Astronaut Anne McClain as Senior Cyber Crime Officer
WASHINGTON — Senior Army officials are calling the appointment of Lt. Col. Anne McClain, astronaut and…
~OFF TOPIC~ Thread for Sunday, September 1st
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Hurricane Dorian’s Path Shifts East to Threaten Carolinas
https://splinternews.com/hurricane-dorians-path-shifts-east-to-threaten-carolina-1837777664 While it’s still difficult to predict exactly where Hurricane Dorian will approach the coastal mainland…
Grown man yells at other grown man for not wearing a hat outside
TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. — Multiple eyewitnesses have reported that Sgt. Maj. Shawn DeWitt, a divorced 37…
Tennessee man sues Popeyes for running out of chicken sandwiches
https://thetakeout.com/tennessee-man-sues-popeyes-chicken-sandwich-1837741318 Just as Popeyes has run out of chicken sandwiches, The Takeout has nearly exhausted our will to cover…
Wounded pararescueman who kept fighting Taliban for hours awarded Bronze Star
https://www.stripes.com/news/middle-east/wounded-pararescueman-who-kept-fighting-taliban-for-hours-awarded-bronze-star-1.596575 An Air Force pararescueman was awarded a Bronze Star with valor this week, following several…