https://politics.theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-calls-in-to-talk-show-he-already-on-to-de-1826816760
Author: Primus Pilus (Løki)
Es gibt keine Gnade in diesem Dojo!
White House Unveils Lightly Edited Memorandum Of U.S. Constitution That Specifically Declares Trump’s Innocence
https://politics.theonion.com/white-house-unveils-lightly-edited-memorandum-of-u-s-c-1838452639 WASHINGTON—Seeking to exculpate the president from alleged wrongdoing, the White House released a lightly edited…
Air Force testing vegan napalm
EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. — The U.S. Air Force is testing an improved, vegan version…
Nation relieved to know US fixed and everything going back to normal now
Nation relieved to know US fixed and everything going back to normal now AMERICA — Across…
Trump: ‘If You Impeach Me Now, I Shall Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine’
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-if-you-impeach-me-now-i-shall-become-more-powerful-than-you-can-possibly-imagine WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi is reportedly starting impeachment proceedings against President Trump. It’s not clear why…
2020 Ford Bronco: Everything we know about Ford’s new SUV
https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/autos-suvs/2020-ford-bronco-everything-we-know-about-fords-new-suv/ar-AAHLYCO?ocid=spartanntp#image=AAHLYCO_1|4 Ford first promised the Bronco would return at the 2017 Detroit Auto Show, along with…
Space Command GS-15: Nobody leaves orbit until they complete DTS training
https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/09/space-command-gs-15-nobody-leaves-orbit-until-they-complete-dts-training/ PETERSON AIR FORCE BASE, Colorado – Regardless of its recent official activation, U.S. Space Command…
Ken Ham’s New Life-Size Tower Of Babel Reproduction Plagued With Construction Delays
https://babylonbee.com/news/ken-ham-begins-construction-on-life-size-reproduction-of-tower-of-babel WILLIAMSTOWN, KY—Ken Ham is at it again! Following the success of Ark Encounter, the good…
Republican state senator who blocked LGBTQ rights charged with sexual abuse of a minor
Approved ~ AA Pennsylvania Republican state senator Mike Folmer has been arrested and charged with sexual…
McDonald’s Appealing To Health-Conscious Consumers With New ‘You Can’t Run From Us Forever’ Ad Campaign
https://www.theonion.com/mcdonald-s-appealing-to-health-conscious-consumers-with-1838181744 CHICAGO—In an attempt to win back increasingly health-conscious consumers, fast-food giant McDonald’s launched its new…
New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-evidence-suggests-esau-actually-sold-birthright-for-spicy-chicken-sandwich-from-chick-fil-a U.S.—Scholars working at top divinity schools across the country now believe that Esau traded his…
Las Vegas man indicted in synagogue, LGBTQ bar attack plot case
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A Las Vegas man accused of assembling weaponsto bomb and shoot people…