Wounded pararescueman who kept fighting Taliban for hours awarded Bronze Star

https://www.stripes.com/news/middle-east/wounded-pararescueman-who-kept-fighting-taliban-for-hours-awarded-bronze-star-1.596575 An Air Force pararescueman was awarded a Bronze Star with valor this week, following several…

A school is being sued after the vice principal told a trans teen to expose himself

A school is getting sued for failing to create a safe school environment after an administrator…

Chick-Fil-A Installs Confessionals So You Can Repent From Eating At Popeyes

https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-installs-confession-booths-so-you-can-admit-to-eating-at-popeyes U.S.—Chick-fil-A restaurants across the country have installed confessionals so people can repent from eating at…

Report: Judas Iscariot Was Seen At Popeyes Shortly Before Betraying Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-judas-iscariot-was-seen-at-popeyes-shortly-before-betraying-christ U.S.—A new source claims that Judas Iscariot was seen at a Jerusalem Popeyes shortly before…

‘Fastest Woman On Four Wheels’ Jessi Combs Killed In Jet-Car Crash

https://jalopnik.com/fastest-woman-on-four-wheels-jessi-combs-killed-in-jet-1837654356 Yesterday, while attempting to beat her own land speed record, the 52,000 horsepower jet-powered car…

These parents’ brilliant plan to protect their kids from fascist protestors should spread nationwide

The Proud Boys is protesting an all-ages drag show in Colorado, but adults are stepping in…

Johnson & Johnson Pledges To Push Uppers For Couple Decades To Even Things Out

https://www.theonion.com/johnson-johnson-pledges-to-push-uppers-for-couple-dec-1837628907 NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After a state court found the company liable for $572 million in damages…

National disaster declared as Popeyes says it will run out of chicken sandwiches this week

https://thetakeout.com/popeyes-will-sell-out-of-chicken-sandwiches-this-week-1837630880 This is a breaking news story. Please check back frequently to this page for updates.…

This Arizona Dealership Is Asking $148,000 For A Hellcat-Swapped Jeep Gladiator

https://jalopnik.com/this-arizona-dealership-is-asking-148-000-for-a-hellca-1837614159 The car community has been masochistically obsessed with the idea of a Hellcat engine stuffed…

Pieces of Chicken, Ranked

https://www.theroot.com/pieces-of-chicken-ranked-1831190401 In the midst of the ongoing hullabaloo about Popeyes’ new chicken sandwich, we decided to…

Nation’s Chick-Fil-A Employees Begin Marching Around Popeyes Restaurants Blowing Trumpets

https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-employees-begin-marching-around-popeyes-restaurant-blowing-trumpets U.S. —The war between God’s chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes…

California’s ‘Straight Pride’ event attended by 20 bigots & 200 counter-protestors

After failing to secure a city permit because of its racist views, the Straight Pride event…