https://babylonbee.com/news/my-mom-said-you-guys-have-to-let-me-play-defiant-colin-kaepernick-tells-kids-playing-flag-football-at-park RIVERDALE, GA—Shortly after his workout video plan failed, free agent Colin Kaepernick took a walk…
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Trudeau insists he was talking about another brash, incompetent US President also named Donald Trump
BUCKINGHAM PALACE – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has clarified that he, and other world leaders were talking about…
Leg becomes airborne qualified
FORT BENNING, Ga. — Well, an actual prosthetic leg has managed to become Airborne qualified. The…
Kamala Harris Fulfills Campaign Promise To Improve America By Dropping Out Of Race
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-fulfills-campaign-promise-to-improve-america-by-dropping-out-of-race U.S.—Kamala Harris became the first Democratic candidate to make good on her promise to improve…
Bombshell Testimony Reveals Some People Do Not Like President Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Bombshell testimony on Capitol Hill today revealed a shocking truth: that some people do not…
At the only Trappist brewery in America, the beer is truly blessed
https://thetakeout.com/catholic-trappist-monks-brew-beer-st-josephs-abbey-spe-1840207857 The Catholic Order of Cistercians of the Strict Observance—commonly known as “the Trappists”—traces its roots…
Finally, a Christian alternative to the wicked heresy of the “Cha Cha Slide”
https://news.avclub.com/finally-a-christian-alternative-to-the-wicked-heresy-o-1840213139 Art and spirituality are uneasy bedfellows. We’ve seen it in film. We’ve seen it in rock music.…
Perennial Piece of Shit George Zimmerman Files $100 Million Lawsuit Against the Parents of Trayvon Martin, Attorney Ben Crump
https://www.theroot.com/perennial-piece-of-shit-george-zimmerman-files-100-mil-1840200390 Unsatisfied with getting away with murder, the bane of the universe, George Zimmerman, has filed…
For unto us, a kringle is born: In praise of the one true holiday pastry
https://thetakeout.com/kringle-holiday-christmas-pastry-racine-wisconsin-uncle-1840075736 I have consumed a great many holiday baked goods in my time—some of them very…
Kamala Harris Supporter Insists Her Inspiring Message Of Something Or Other Will Always Live On
https://politics.theonion.com/kamala-harris-supporter-insists-her-inspiring-message-o-1840180743 NEWS IN PHOTOS
Steinwinter Automobile Stuttgart
https://jalopnik.com/i-bet-people-who-own-steinwinters-which-are-basically-1840169063 I bet people who own Steinwinters, which are basically license-built Fiat 500s and 126s with…
You Can Buy The Best Jaguar F-Type For The Price Of A V8 Mustang
https://jalopnik.com/you-can-buy-the-best-jaguar-f-type-for-the-price-of-a-v-1840169096 There is a new Jaguar F-Type coming, and while we all breathed a sigh of relief…