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Chick-Fil-A Installs Confessionals So You Can Repent From Eating At Popeyes
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-installs-confession-booths-so-you-can-admit-to-eating-at-popeyes U.S.—Chick-fil-A restaurants across the country have installed confessionals so people can repent from eating at…
Report: Judas Iscariot Was Seen At Popeyes Shortly Before Betraying Christ
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-judas-iscariot-was-seen-at-popeyes-shortly-before-betraying-christ U.S.—A new source claims that Judas Iscariot was seen at a Jerusalem Popeyes shortly before…
‘Fastest Woman On Four Wheels’ Jessi Combs Killed In Jet-Car Crash
https://jalopnik.com/fastest-woman-on-four-wheels-jessi-combs-killed-in-jet-1837654356 Yesterday, while attempting to beat her own land speed record, the 52,000 horsepower jet-powered car…
These parents’ brilliant plan to protect their kids from fascist protestors should spread nationwide
The Proud Boys is protesting an all-ages drag show in Colorado, but adults are stepping in…
Johnson & Johnson Pledges To Push Uppers For Couple Decades To Even Things Out
https://www.theonion.com/johnson-johnson-pledges-to-push-uppers-for-couple-dec-1837628907 NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After a state court found the company liable for $572 million in damages…
National disaster declared as Popeyes says it will run out of chicken sandwiches this week
https://thetakeout.com/popeyes-will-sell-out-of-chicken-sandwiches-this-week-1837630880 This is a breaking news story. Please check back frequently to this page for updates.…
This Arizona Dealership Is Asking $148,000 For A Hellcat-Swapped Jeep Gladiator
https://jalopnik.com/this-arizona-dealership-is-asking-148-000-for-a-hellca-1837614159 The car community has been masochistically obsessed with the idea of a Hellcat engine stuffed…
Pieces of Chicken, Ranked
https://www.theroot.com/pieces-of-chicken-ranked-1831190401 In the midst of the ongoing hullabaloo about Popeyes’ new chicken sandwich, we decided to…
Nation’s Chick-Fil-A Employees Begin Marching Around Popeyes Restaurants Blowing Trumpets
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-employees-begin-marching-around-popeyes-restaurant-blowing-trumpets U.S. —The war between God’s chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes…
California’s ‘Straight Pride’ event attended by 20 bigots & 200 counter-protestors
After failing to secure a city permit because of its racist views, the Straight Pride event…
The FBI seized 25 guns from a teenager arrested for threatening to shoot up a gay bar
An Ohio teenager has been arrested after threatening to open fire at a gay barand a…