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In Shocking Turn Of Events, Republicans Think Biden Did Terrible Job, Democrats Think Was Best Speech Ever
he political world was upended Tuesday following President Biden’s SOTU speech when it was revealed Republicans…
After 15 Grueling House Speaker Votes, America’s Long National Nightmare Can Finally Begin
After a week of grueling votes for Speaker of the House — 15 in total —…
Nation In Shock As Politicians Show Up To Work 4 Days In A Row
The nation is in shock today following reports of representatives in Congress showing up to work…
Satan Leads Prayer At Trump Rally
During a surprise appearance at a Donald Trump rally in Pennsylvania, Satan himself opened the proceedings…
Martha’s Vineyard Takes Revenge On DeSantis By Shipping Him 50 Karens
Outraged at having been sent 50 illegal immigrants from Florida by Ron DeSantis, Martha’s Vineyard has…
Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy
The Pentagon has announced they will be making the new Monkeypox vaccine mandatory, but just for…
‘People Are Basically Good,’ Says Man Unfamiliar With People
According to sources, a local man who is apparently unfamiliar with people believes people are basically…
Sesame Street Sends Important Message That All Good Puppets Get Vaccinated
R&I – FS NEW YORK, NY—In a critically acclaimed episode on Sesame Street, Big Bird taught…
Debate Erupts Between Trusted Medical Doctor And Dr. Fauci
During an explosive Senate hearing this week, Senator and trusted medical doctor Rand Paul argued with Anthony…
Controversy As Catholic Church Decides To Deny Communion To Satanic Goat Worshipers
R&I – FS U.S.—There are many Catholics in the world with many beliefs, but a number…
Democrats Hiss In Terror As ACB Pulls Out Crucifix
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Amy Coney Barrett has eloquently defended herself through the Senate confirmation hearings this morning. But…