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Trump finally comes out in support of gun control after learning people he doesn’t like also have guns
Responding to questions about the shooting, Trump said something must be done, telling reporters, “When people…
Founding members of Trump’s Peace Council finally revealed
The world has no idea yet how much peace is coming its way: in Davos, Donald…
Trump tells Davos: Don’t want Greenland no more. Greenland’s boring. Want a shiny red toy car now.
In a speech given to other world leaders in Davos, the President stated that “Greeland’s boring.…
‘We must stop masked police killing people protesting the government’ insists Trump, before quickly adding ‘in Iran’
In a rarely seen display of moral clarity, President Donald Trump has expressed outrage at footage…
Taliban praises Trump regime for finally just getting police to kill the people they disagree with
The Taliban has praised Donald Trump’s leadership in finally letting the police kill anyone who disagrees…
Trump begins his pursuit of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize by hitting Caracas with numerous missiles of friendship
Long-standing critic of “endless foreign wars,” Donald Trump, has reportedly launched a spirited barrage of goodwill…
Trump administration finally releases Epstein files after redacting all mentions of the ‘Tangerine Grope Machine’
The Trump administration has finally released its long-promised cache of Jeffrey Epstein files, after spending several…
White House confirms Trump’s impromptu visit to Walter Reed hospital was to receive ‘Dementia test of the year’ award
The White House has confirmed that President Donald Trump’s rumoured surprise, unannounced visit to Walter Reed…
Donald Trump adds a burning cross to the White House festive decorations
US President and international laughing stock Donald Trump has today added a giant burning cross to…
US to introduce fast-track tourist visas for those with five years of public Donald Trump sycophancy
The United States has unveiled a new “Patriot Plus” fast-track visa system allowing foreign tourists to…