Joe Biden’s son Hunter has officially withdrawn from the race to become President of the United…
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Man who spent three years screaming “Lock Her Up!” suddenly against the criminalisation of politicians
Having high-profile politicians punished for their crimes is ‘un-American’ according to one Trump fan who spent…
Man apparently determined to out himself as an ignorant simpleton after posting a chemtrail conspiracy theory
A man has this morning decided to publicly out himself as a low-information simpleton by pointing…
Man furious at Disney for ‘indoctrinating children’ celebrates taking his 7-year-old for First Communion
A man who is furious at Disney for indoctrinating children through the use of ‘woke leftist…
TikTok saves itself from US ban by launching a range of semi-automatic assault rifles
Popular social media platform TikTok is set to avoid a looming U.S. government ban by unveiling…
Saying racist things not racist, insist racists
Racists have claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses…
US voters face daunting choice over which octogenarian they prefer to see declining into senility inside the White House
Voters are reportedly stocking up on anti-anxiety medication, not over the policies being debated, but over…
Squeezing stress balls not as effective as punching someone in the face, finds study
Sitting quietly and squeezing a foam rubber ball is not as effective a method of relieving…
Donald Trump releases $500 clown shoes
Donald Trump has announced the release of a limited edition set of oversized clown shoes, to…
Vladimir Putin confirms position as world’s unluckiest politician as yet another opponent dies suddenly in unusual circumstances
After President Vladimir Putin’s long-time critic, Alexei Navalny, died suddenly in prison under mysterious circumstances, Kremlin…
Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 5,938th successive US mass shooting
America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going…
Saying racist things not racist, claim racists
Racists have claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses…