After it was revealed that at least half of all donations for Donald Trump’s legal challenges…
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Americans given historic opportunity to tell Donald Trump to go f*ck himself
Americans are today being given a twice in a lifetime opportunity to tell Donald Trump to…
Joe Biden surprised to take call from Donald Trump asking for dirt on Joe Biden
US Presidential hopeful Joe Biden joined the list of people Donald Trump has called to ask…
Donald Trump slams plan to count votes in order to determine which candidate has the largest number
US President Donald Trump has hit out at plans to count all of the votes made…
Joe Biden denies links to Dick Dastardly
Dastardly, described as a double-dealing do-badder, is on record as being willing to nab, jab, stab…
Woman who has spent her entire life insisting the Pope is ‘infallible’ confident he’s wrong about ‘the gays’
Catholic Sharon Williams, 44, has spent her entire life believing the Pope – God’s representative on…
Crazy uncles worldwide distance themselves from Donald Trump
After Savannah Guthrie tried to explain to Donald Trump that the US president should not behave…
“You bet I’m a super-spreader. Not only super, I’m the BEST spreader” beams proud Trump
Donald Trump is the best spreader there is, according to himself this afternoon. After it emerged…
You have nothing to fear from Covid except an eye-wateringly large medical bill to get treatment like mine, insists Donald Trump
Donald Trump has told the American public they have nothing to fear from COVID, except an…
Several White House staffers ‘bitten by zombies but refusing to self-isolate’, reports suggest
After a zombie was identified at a White House election function last week, reports indicate that…
Elderly perverts prepare for dick-measuring contest
Tuesday 29 September 2020 Two old perves are set to go at it tonight – but…
Mandalorian bitterly regretting feeding baby Yoda after midnight
Letting that adorable little gremlin have a cup of soup after midnight has turned out to…