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The Donald came down to Georgia – with apologies to the Charlie Daniels Band
The Donald came down to GeorgiaHe was looking for a vote to stealHe was in a…
Trump campaign’s legal challenges dealt another blow after judge rules dreams and apparitions can not be considered evidence
The legal attempts by Donald Trump to reverse in court the result of the presidential elections…
28th amendment discovered that confirms President as whoever tweets ‘I won the election’
The United States has been left stunned following the discovery of a new 28th amendment that states…
New Donald Trump lawsuit claims election victory if MAGA tears are counted as votes
Papers sent to courts in Pennsylvania, Arizona, Georgia and Michigan have asked that the floods of…
Vanquished Donald Trump screams “Nooooo!” before evaporating into cloud of Cheeto dust
President Trump has been vanquished. The 45th President of the United States has become the first…
Secret Service agents continue fighting over who gets to drag Donald Trump ‘kicking and screaming’ from the White House
It is three days since Donald Trump made it known he would have to be dragged…
Grifter to keep pretending ‘election was stolen’ until gullible supporters pay off all of his campaign debts
After it was revealed that at least half of all donations for Donald Trump’s legal challenges…
Americans given historic opportunity to tell Donald Trump to go f*ck himself
Americans are today being given a twice in a lifetime opportunity to tell Donald Trump to…
Joe Biden surprised to take call from Donald Trump asking for dirt on Joe Biden
US Presidential hopeful Joe Biden joined the list of people Donald Trump has called to ask…
Donald Trump slams plan to count votes in order to determine which candidate has the largest number
US President Donald Trump has hit out at plans to count all of the votes made…
Joe Biden denies links to Dick Dastardly
Dastardly, described as a double-dealing do-badder, is on record as being willing to nab, jab, stab…