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‘2021 still pretty sh*t’ warn Australians
The year 2021 is still pretty shit warn Australians who have now begun bringing in the…
2020 to squeeze in a plague of locusts just before new year
The good news just keeps on coming. Just as you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse,…
Millions of atheists get sudden urge to enjoy a bit of communal worship with their families on Christmas Day
Millions of atheists across London and the South East have had a sudden urge to go…
White House Karen still demanding to speak to whoever is in charge of elections
Despite more than six weeks having passed since the US Presidential election, the White House Karen…
Man who decided to watch a Christmas film every day in December now considering converting to Islam
Having watched ten whole Christmas films in ten days a man has decided he’d like to…
Republican Party outraged as Supreme Court rules the Emperor is not wearing any clothes
A lawsuit submitted by 17 states and 106 senators asking the Supreme Court to declare that…
Re-imagined nativity portrays ‘the real heroes’ as the innkeepers who insisted they were full
Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has commissioned a new nativity play in which the true heroes…
Whiny Trump supporters really dragging out the whole ‘denial’ stage of their grief
Supporters of Donald Trump have been encouraged to move on to the next phase of their…
Donald Trump to pardon Judas Iscariot in time for Christmas
Donald Trump will be issuing a full pardon to Christ’s betrayer, Judas Iscariot. The part-time 45th…
Donald Trump pardons Thanksgiving Turkey after it agrees to testify that the election was rigged
After Donald Trump pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey yesterday, it has been revealed he only did so…
Donald Trump accepts transition to reality must begin
Donald Trump has appeared to accept that a transition from fantasyland to reality will need to…