Despite more than six weeks having passed since the US Presidential election, the White House Karen…
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Man who decided to watch a Christmas film every day in December now considering converting to Islam
Having watched ten whole Christmas films in ten days a man has decided he’d like to…
Republican Party outraged as Supreme Court rules the Emperor is not wearing any clothes
A lawsuit submitted by 17 states and 106 senators asking the Supreme Court to declare that…
Re-imagined nativity portrays ‘the real heroes’ as the innkeepers who insisted they were full
Brexit Party leader Nigel Farage has commissioned a new nativity play in which the true heroes…
Whiny Trump supporters really dragging out the whole ‘denial’ stage of their grief
Supporters of Donald Trump have been encouraged to move on to the next phase of their…
Donald Trump to pardon Judas Iscariot in time for Christmas
Donald Trump will be issuing a full pardon to Christ’s betrayer, Judas Iscariot. The part-time 45th…
Donald Trump pardons Thanksgiving Turkey after it agrees to testify that the election was rigged
After Donald Trump pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey yesterday, it has been revealed he only did so…
Donald Trump accepts transition to reality must begin
Donald Trump has appeared to accept that a transition from fantasyland to reality will need to…
The Donald came down to Georgia – with apologies to the Charlie Daniels Band
The Donald came down to GeorgiaHe was looking for a vote to stealHe was in a…
Trump campaign’s legal challenges dealt another blow after judge rules dreams and apparitions can not be considered evidence
The legal attempts by Donald Trump to reverse in court the result of the presidential elections…
28th amendment discovered that confirms President as whoever tweets ‘I won the election’
The United States has been left stunned following the discovery of a new 28th amendment that states…
New Donald Trump lawsuit claims election victory if MAGA tears are counted as votes
Papers sent to courts in Pennsylvania, Arizona, Georgia and Michigan have asked that the floods of…