WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Russia appears poised to invade Ukraine, Biden today issued a forceful statement warning Putin that…
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Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
NEW YORK, NY—The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics is reporting a drastic rise in the unemployment…
Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver
WASHINGTON D.C.—During a press conference today, Jen Psaki confirmed that President Biden will soon be visiting…
Mirror Brought Into Courtroom So Jussie Smollett Can Face His Attackers
R&I – TxPAT *** CHICAGO, IL—In a powerful, emotional moment in the Jussie Smollett trial Thursday,…
CNN Brings Back Chris Cuomo To Host New Show ‘To Shield A Predator’ Celebs
ATLANTA, GA—CNN has announced that they will bring back Chris Cuomo to host a new addition…
Media Frantically Prepares Exciting New News Stories In Hopes Of Making Everyone Forget About Waukesha Terrorist Attack
U.S.—Across the country, newsrooms are frantically working on exciting new stories to boot up a brand…
Waukesha SUV Charged With Six Counts Of Murder
WAUKESHA, WI—The 2010 Ford Escape crossover SUV that killed six people and injured many others during…
San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a beloved San Fran tradition, stores across the city are holding their annual…
White Smoke Emanates From Wuhan Lab Chimney Signaling A New Variant Has Been Named
WUHAN—Thousands gathered outside the Wuhan Institute of Virology with faces of anxious anticipation over the weekend,…
Liberal Upset By Ahmaud Arbery Verdict As There’s Nothing To Be Angry About
SEATTLE, WA—According to sources, local liberal activist and white woman Amy Crabtree felt extremely disappointed at…
FBI To Place All SUVs On Terror Watchlist
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a deadly terrorist attack in Waukesha Wisconsin in which a terrorist SUV drove itself into…
Prosecutors Move For Mistrial As Jury Has Been Tainted By Clear Video Evidence Of Kyle Rittenhouse Defending Himself
KENOSHA, WI—Prosecutors in the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial have asked the judge to declare a mistrial…