Young man follows family tradition as fourth generation to almost join military

FRANKFORT, Ky. — Daryl Hoffman Jr. felt pride as he kept the “faith of his fathers”…

Sergeant Major can’t decide whether to solve COVID-19 crisis with uniform inspections or haircuts

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — A local Marine sergeant major was torn today over whether he should…

Jade Helm 2020 canceled over COVID-19 concerns

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — Concerns over the COVID-19 pandemic have derailed Deep State plans to use…

Point/Counterpoint: Lt. Gen. Laura Richardson should do her job vs. Mrs. Richardson should do more for her husband’s FRG

The following regards the involvement of Lieutenant General Laura Richardson, a dual-military spouse, in her husband’s…

DoD quietly pulls bat tartare MRE from circulation

WASHINGTON — Everyone’s favorite MRE will no longer be available a Pentagon spokesperson admitted in a press…

Army’s new coal-powered tiltrotor gaining traction in Congress

WASHINGTON — As the Army evaluates several prototype aircraft for itsFuture of Vertical Liftmodernization initiative, one…

Coronavirus stricken soldier just thankful he’s not stationed at Fort Polk

DJIBOUTI — An American soldier battling a potentially life-threatening coronavirus infection is just thankful he is…

Marine Corps introduces maternity body armor

QUANTICO, Va. – After year of extensive testing, the Marine Corps announced it would begin issuing…

Nation’s defense contractors promise no attack against US will go unprofitable

WASHINGTON — Following calls for revenge after a U.S. strike which killed Iranian General Qassem Soleimani,…

82nd soldiers excited to paint rocks in Iraq for next few months

BAGHDAD, Iraq — Ohhhh snap, it’s on! Yeah, you heard right. IT. IS. ON! We all…

Pentagon finally admits ‘God Bless the USA’ is a f*cking terrible song

WASHINGTON — The Afghanistan Papers contained many shocking revelations, but none more surprising than the behind-the-scene…

SHOCK: Army admits flu shot paperwork keeps getting lost because it wants you to die

FORT LEAVENWORTH — The Army has admitted to losing your flu shot paperwork because it wants…