https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-successfully-conserve-massive-deficits WASHINGTON, D.C.—Conservatives in Congress proudly announced Monday they have achieved their goal of conserving massive…
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What Jim Mattis Really Thought of Donald Trump
Midway through President Trump’s turbulent first year in office, he went to the Pentagon for a…
Trump Mortified After World Series Crowd Starts Booing, Chanting ‘Lock Him Up’ At Melania
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-mortified-after-world-series-crowd-starts-booing-1839417630 WASHINGTON—As a chorus of jeers began to fill Nationals Park during Game Five of the…
The Champ Is Here: Popeyes Announces Sunday Return of ‘The Sandwich’
https://www.theroot.com/the-champ-is-here-popeyes-announces-sunday-return-of-t-1839415540 Monday started off with a gut-punch if you’re a Chick-fil-a-vangelist, or a Popeyes worker on…
AOC Gets Into Heated Debate With Siri At Congressional Hearings
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-grills-siri-at-congressional-hearings WASHINGTON, D.C.—Things got heated at a Congressional hearing on tech and politics when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez…
Kanye Announces Follow-Up Album ‘Silly Songs With Kanye’
https://babylonbee.com/news/kanye-announces-follow-up-album-silly-songs-with-kanye v U.S.—After the release of Kanye West’s much-anticipated gospel record Jesus Is King today, fans were shocked…
WATCH LIVE: President Trump to make ‘major’ statement after cryptic tweet
President Trump is expected to deliver a statement from the White House at 9 a.m. after…
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Trump rennt in brennendes Haus mit 20 Bewohnern, um Kanister Öl zu retten (Trump runs into a burning house with 20 residents to rescue canister oil)
https://www.der-postillon.com/2019/10/trump-syrien-oelfelder.html Freitag, 25. Oktober 2019 Washington DC (dpo) – Spectacular scenes have just been played in…
~OFF TOPIC~ Thread for Saturday, October 26th
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Last Call: Would you eat a Cheetos sundae?
https://thetakeout.com/cheetos-sundae-madison-square-garden-1839336503 These are exciting times at Madison Square Garden in New York. The Rangers may be…
Hallelujah! Popeyes chicken sandwich is risen
https://thetakeout.com/popeyes-chicken-sandwich-back-locations-1839355089 Rejoice and be glad, America: After a national shortage, the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich will return early next month.*…