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Hurricane Dorian’s Path Shifts East to Threaten Carolinas
https://splinternews.com/hurricane-dorians-path-shifts-east-to-threaten-carolina-1837777664 While it’s still difficult to predict exactly where Hurricane Dorian will approach the coastal mainland…
Grown man yells at other grown man for not wearing a hat outside
TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. — Multiple eyewitnesses have reported that Sgt. Maj. Shawn DeWitt, a divorced 37…
Tennessee man sues Popeyes for running out of chicken sandwiches
https://thetakeout.com/tennessee-man-sues-popeyes-chicken-sandwich-1837741318 Just as Popeyes has run out of chicken sandwiches, The Takeout has nearly exhausted our will to cover…
Wounded pararescueman who kept fighting Taliban for hours awarded Bronze Star
https://www.stripes.com/news/middle-east/wounded-pararescueman-who-kept-fighting-taliban-for-hours-awarded-bronze-star-1.596575 An Air Force pararescueman was awarded a Bronze Star with valor this week, following several…
A school is being sued after the vice principal told a trans teen to expose himself
A school is getting sued for failing to create a safe school environment after an administrator…
Chick-Fil-A Installs Confessionals So You Can Repent From Eating At Popeyes
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-installs-confession-booths-so-you-can-admit-to-eating-at-popeyes U.S.—Chick-fil-A restaurants across the country have installed confessionals so people can repent from eating at…
Report: Judas Iscariot Was Seen At Popeyes Shortly Before Betraying Christ
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-judas-iscariot-was-seen-at-popeyes-shortly-before-betraying-christ U.S.—A new source claims that Judas Iscariot was seen at a Jerusalem Popeyes shortly before…
‘Fastest Woman On Four Wheels’ Jessi Combs Killed In Jet-Car Crash
https://jalopnik.com/fastest-woman-on-four-wheels-jessi-combs-killed-in-jet-1837654356 Yesterday, while attempting to beat her own land speed record, the 52,000 horsepower jet-powered car…
These parents’ brilliant plan to protect their kids from fascist protestors should spread nationwide
The Proud Boys is protesting an all-ages drag show in Colorado, but adults are stepping in…
Johnson & Johnson Pledges To Push Uppers For Couple Decades To Even Things Out
https://www.theonion.com/johnson-johnson-pledges-to-push-uppers-for-couple-dec-1837628907 NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After a state court found the company liable for $572 million in damages…
National disaster declared as Popeyes says it will run out of chicken sandwiches this week
https://thetakeout.com/popeyes-will-sell-out-of-chicken-sandwiches-this-week-1837630880 This is a breaking news story. Please check back frequently to this page for updates.…