https://jalopnik.com/this-arizona-dealership-is-asking-148-000-for-a-hellca-1837614159 The car community has been masochistically obsessed with the idea of a Hellcat engine stuffed…
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Pieces of Chicken, Ranked
https://www.theroot.com/pieces-of-chicken-ranked-1831190401 In the midst of the ongoing hullabaloo about Popeyes’ new chicken sandwich, we decided to…
Nation’s Chick-Fil-A Employees Begin Marching Around Popeyes Restaurants Blowing Trumpets
https://babylonbee.com/news/chick-fil-a-employees-begin-marching-around-popeyes-restaurant-blowing-trumpets U.S. —The war between God’s chosen chicken sandwich restaurant and the heathen chicken restaurant Popeyes…
California’s ‘Straight Pride’ event attended by 20 bigots & 200 counter-protestors
After failing to secure a city permit because of its racist views, the Straight Pride event…
The FBI seized 25 guns from a teenager arrested for threatening to shoot up a gay bar
An Ohio teenager has been arrested after threatening to open fire at a gay barand a…
President Trump Is Pissed That Automakers Are Ignoring His Emissions Rollback
https://jalopnik.com/president-trump-is-pissed-that-automakers-are-ignoring-1837471065 A war has been brewing between the state of California and the Trump administration, which has for…
Exhausted Americans petition Greenland to purchase US instead
WASHINGTON – Millions of fed-up Americans have petitioned the autonomous Danish territory of Greenland to purchase…
Tlaib And Omar Try To Sneak Into Israel Stacked On Top Of Each Other Inside A Trenchcoat
TEL AVIV—Representatives Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib were denied entry into Israel, but that wasn’t going…
Idiot Squirrel On The Field Successfully Invades Consecutive Twins Games
For the second night in a row, a daring squirrel has invaded the field at the…
Medal Of Honor Imprint Burned Into Donald Trump’s Chest After Curious President Places It Around Own Neck
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Upgraded Harpoon missiles will scream ‘DJ Khaled’ just before impact
https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/08/upgraded-harpoon-missiles-will-scream-dj-khaled-just-before-impact/ WASHINGTON — The Pentagon approved $157 million in modernization costs to make the aging RGM-84…
NRA Warns Banning Assault Weapons Would Infringe On Americans’ Constitutional Right To Make Them All Pay
https://www.theonion.com/nra-warns-banning-assault-weapons-would-infringe-on-ame-1837383367 FAIRFAX, VA—Citing the founding fathers’ strongly held beliefs regarding violent retribution, the National Rifle Association…