Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints Wishes There Were A Shorter Way To Say Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints

After an exhausting conversation with some friends about his church, local member of the Church of…

FBI To Host First Annual Jan 6 Reunion

Special agents involved in last year’s ‘January 6th Insurrection Against Democracy™’ are set to reunite as…

Joining The Fight Against Misinformation: Applebee’s Announces They Have Banned Marjorie Taylor Greene From To-Go Online Ordering

In perhaps the final blow to the politician’s stinted career, Applebee’s announced they have banned Marjorie…

10 Ways Christians Are Being Persecuted In America

All around the world, Christians face imprisonment and death for their beliefs. But in America, the…

Cats Vs. Dogs: The Babylon Bee Settles The Debate

Ah, dogs and cats. One of these is an adorable creature that will love you and…

Oscar The Grouch Refuses The Vaccine, Stocks Up On Ivermectin

With the COVID-19 vaccine now approved for 5 to 11-year-olds, many of the residents of Sesame…

Trump Announces New Social Network Where The Only Thing You Can Post Is ‘Let’s Go Brandon’

Trump has announced a brand new social network called TRUTH to compete with Big Tech. To set…

Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon

Local liberal Joe Bailey has for years enjoyed cheering on his son Brandon at his Little League…

Terrorists Released From Guantanamo Bay To Make Room For Parents Who Protested At School Board Meetings

Terrorists are being released from Guantanamo Bay in order to make room for parents protesting their…

Republican Politicians Vow To Get Real Mad And Stuff Following Afghanistan Crisis

With Americans and Afghan allies still trapped in Afghanistan, Republican politicians are vowing to respond by…