Scientists Warn That Within 6 Months Humanity Will Run Out Of Things To Call Racist

Calling brand new things racist—that no one would ever have thought could be racist—is fun, and…

Facebook To Warn When You’ve Been Exposed To Heretical Content

Christians have often complained of being censored and suppressed on Facebook, but the big tech giant…

NFL Clarifies That The Entire League Isn’t Gay, Just The Dallas Cowboys

After generating buzz over their “football is gay” marketing campaign, the NFL has clarified that they…

Following Jesus: Pros And Cons

It’s important to count the cost before you decide to follow Jesus. Luckily, we read the…

Upping The Ante: Trump Announces He Also Won Elections Of 1860, 1972, 2008

Having proved beyond a shadow of doubt that he is the rightful President, Donald Trump has declared…

Disaster At G7 As Biden Tackles Boris Johnson Mistaking Him For Trump

G7 Summit meetings ended in chaos today after President Biden violently tackled British PM Boris Johnson…

Pelosi Asks Omar To Clarify Ambiguous Statement That We Should ‘Kill The Jews’

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has sent a letter to Representative Ilhan Omar asking her…

CNN Hires Trump As News Anchor To Recover Lost Viewers

In order to bring back the viewers it’s lost since the 2020 election ended, CNN is…

Tensions Rise In Middle East As One Side Wants To Kill Jews And The Other Side Are Jews Who Don’t Want To Die And Neither Will Compromise

Israel has tried to get along with Palestine and other neighboring countries, but a core disagreement…

Racists Make A Comeback With All New Ways To Be Racist!