Scholars Now Think ‘6.66’ In Revelation Refers To Price Of Gas In The End Times

This week, a panel of Bible scholars issued a joint statement clarifying that the Mark of…

Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump, the Biden Administration has announced a…

Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist

After being denied holy communion by San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, the Church of Satan graciously…

Liberals Raise Concerns About Account That’s Making Them Look Bad By Just Sharing Their Actual Words

Liberals are worried that the popular Libs of TikTok account is making them look “bad, stupid,…

Taste Of Pee In A Bottle Improved By Slice Of Lime

According to sources hanging out at a local tiki bar, the taste of “literal pee in…

Costco Now Offering Convenient Payment Plans On Ground Beef

The popular retail store Costco has announced that due to rising costs created by inflation and…

Chris Rock Smooths Things Over With Will Smith By Sleeping With His Wife

In a show of penitence for the insensitive joke told during the Oscars, Chris Rock offered…

U.S. Horses Terrified Obese Americans Will Need Them For Transportation Again

As gas prices skyrocket, many Americans are looking for alternate forms of travel that will save…

Waldo Much Easier To Find After Becoming Woke

Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where’s Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally,…

Queen Elizabeth Asked If She’s Taken Ivermectin For COVID, Responds With Definitive ‘Nay’

Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II has tested positive for coronavirus, and rumors have circulated about her taking Ivermectin—a…