Scholars Theorize Disciples Were Chick-Fil-A Workers As They Distributed Food To 5,000 In Record Time

Scholars now believe that the disciples who handed out food so ably to the five-thousand may…

Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He’s Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office

After another trove of classified documents was found at Biden’s residence, Biden defended himself by claiming…

To Drown Out Justice Jackson, Clarence Thomas Resorts To Wearing Noise-Canceling Headphones

 With Ketanji Brown Jackson joining a growing number of women on the United States Supreme Court,…

Muslim Families Back On No-Fly List After Attending School Board Meeting

After hundreds of Muslim parents attended a school board meeting to protest pornographic material in elementary…

WOKE Hollywood Turns ANOTHER Beloved Children’s Character Gay – Oh, Wait, It’s Velma? Eh. Sure, Whatever. Go For It.

Woke Hollywood has made another despicable move to turn children’s entertainment into a weapon of their…

Clown Emoji Distances Self From Democrats

The clown emoji 🤡 held a press conference Monday with the express purpose of distancing itself…

Archaeologists Discover Red Pens Gospel Writers Used To Write Words Of Christ

Archaeologists, who are scientists who study old stuff, dug up an incredible find in the Holy…

Catholics Unveil High-Capacity Assault Rosary

Pope Francis issued a papal bull Thursday authorizing the production of a new HM-18X Assault Rosary.…

Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China’s Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China…

Joel Osteen Berates Apostle Paul For Negative Self-Talk About Being ‘Chief Of Sinners’

Joel Osteen took the Apostle Paul to task on Sunday, calling out his awful habit of…