Finally: Facebook Will Now Require Its Content Moderators To Watch ‘Monty Python And The Holy Grail’

Facebook had egg on its face this week when it moderated a post by satirical site…

Embarrassed Pope Suddenly Realizes He’s Been Reading The Bible Upside Down This Whole Time

Pope Francis has been criticized for getting his Catholic theology exactly backward on numerous social issues.…

Biden Says His Position On Court Packing Is In His Last Will To Be Opened After His Death

Presidential candidate Joe Biden has once again deferred on the question of court packing. When asked…

Fly That Landed On Mike Pence During Debate Revealed To Be Member Of Antifa

Antifa communists are celebrating a major win after one of their distinguished members, Buzzy the Fly,…

Trump’s Hospital Room Flooded With ‘Get Dead Soon’ Cards From Democrats

It’s been a trying time for the country and President Donald Trump as he has been…

New Footage Shows Heroic Trump Leaping In Front Of Mike Pence To Protect Him From Sneeze

It was unclear how President Trump contracted COVID, but new video footage shows the real reason:…

Trump Preemptively Pens Dying Wish Canceling Out RBG’s Dying Wish

Lying ill in the White House, Trump weakly asked for a pen and paper. Once these…

‘What Is Thy Bidding, My Master?’ Asks Amy Coney Barrett To Cloaked, Holographic Pope

Judge Amy Coney Barrett excused herself from a confirmation hearing strategy session today to answer a…

Genius Trump Nominates Joe Biden To Supreme Court Forcing Dems To Accuse Him Of Sexual Assault

Trump has announced his pick for Supreme Court justice: Joe Biden. By nominating Biden, Trump has…

Struggling CNN Just Starts Stealing Headlines From The Babylon Bee

After months of continually trying and failing to produce better fake news than The Babylon Bee,…