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Congratulations! Study Finds You Chose The Only 100% Correct Branch Of Christianity
Good news, Christian! A new study shows that you have chosen the one and only completely correct branch…
Anglican Church Unveils Tuck Friendly Vestments
In a display of liturgical fashion innovation, the Anglican Church has officially unveiled tuck-friendly vestments to…
Republicans Win Emmy For Acting Like Government Spending Makes Them Sad
House Republicans have been awarded their very first Emmy award for outstanding performance in acting like…
Scholars Theorize Disciples Were Chick-Fil-A Workers As They Distributed Food To 5,000 In Record Time
Scholars now believe that the disciples who handed out food so ably to the five-thousand may…
Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He’s Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office
After another trove of classified documents was found at Biden’s residence, Biden defended himself by claiming…
To Drown Out Justice Jackson, Clarence Thomas Resorts To Wearing Noise-Canceling Headphones
With Ketanji Brown Jackson joining a growing number of women on the United States Supreme Court,…
Muslim Families Back On No-Fly List After Attending School Board Meeting
After hundreds of Muslim parents attended a school board meeting to protest pornographic material in elementary…
WOKE Hollywood Turns ANOTHER Beloved Children’s Character Gay – Oh, Wait, It’s Velma? Eh. Sure, Whatever. Go For It.
Woke Hollywood has made another despicable move to turn children’s entertainment into a weapon of their…
Clown Emoji Distances Self From Democrats
The clown emoji 🤡 held a press conference Monday with the express purpose of distancing itself…
Archaeologists Discover Red Pens Gospel Writers Used To Write Words Of Christ
Archaeologists, who are scientists who study old stuff, dug up an incredible find in the Holy…
Catholics Unveil High-Capacity Assault Rosary
Pope Francis issued a papal bull Thursday authorizing the production of a new HM-18X Assault Rosary.…