Clown Emoji Distances Self From Democrats

The clown emoji 🤡 held a press conference Monday with the express purpose of distancing itself…

Archaeologists Discover Red Pens Gospel Writers Used To Write Words Of Christ

Archaeologists, who are scientists who study old stuff, dug up an incredible find in the Holy…

Catholics Unveil High-Capacity Assault Rosary

Pope Francis issued a papal bull Thursday authorizing the production of a new HM-18X Assault Rosary.…

Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China’s Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China…

Joel Osteen Berates Apostle Paul For Negative Self-Talk About Being ‘Chief Of Sinners’

Joel Osteen took the Apostle Paul to task on Sunday, calling out his awful habit of…

Biden Places ‘I Did That’ Sticker On Gas Pump After Price Drops Two Cents

After months of saying that he has no control over the price of gas, President Joe…

Biden Calls On The Economy To Stop Being Bad

In a bold move this morning to address the nation’s financial woes, President Biden has officially…

Democrats Proudly Introduce The ‘Raise Gas Prices Even Higher And Make More Kids Trans’ Bill

With midterm elections fast approaching, Democrats are rushing to pass key elements of their legislative agenda…

With Pride Month ending and July 4th around the corner, millions of rainbow flags across the country are being taken down and replaced with American flags, causing liberals to scream and run away in terror.

“AAAHHHHHHHHHH!” said Mamby Mcdibbles, (he/him) as he stepped out of his apartment to be greeted by…

Source: Trump Cried Out ‘Witness Me!’ While Jumping From Car To Blow Up Democrats’ War Rig

Cassidy Hutchinson, a former assistant to Trump-era Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, testified Tuesday at the…