Here Are The Biden Administration’s 10 Great Ideas To Get Dumb Conservative Rednecks To Take The Vaccine

Jen Psaki held a press conference yesterday where she revealed the Biden administration’s plan to reach…

Ron DeSantis Dyes Hair, Gets Spray Tan In Preparation For 2024 Presidential Run

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis unveiled his brand-new presidential bleached hair and spray tan this week, officially…

Sesame Street Introduces ‘Todd’, A White Male Muppet Who Is Blamed For Everything

In a courageous new episode of Sesame Street, the puppets teach kids about social justice by…

Putin Challenges Biden To Stair-Climbing Contest

Vladimir Putin has challenged Joe Biden to a contest of wits, strength, and cunning: a stair-ascending…

Migrant Child Dreams Of Someday Crossing Border To Enjoy Dr. Seuss Books, Pepe Le Pew Cartoons, Aunt Jemima Pancakes

According to sources on the U.S./Mexico border, scores of young children are attempting to cross into…

Dozens Of Bible Verses Come Forward To Accuse Joel Osteen Of Abuse

Dozens of Bible verses have come forward over the past several weeks to accuse Joel Osteen…

CPAC Flouts CDC Guidelines By Having Everyone Kiss Trump’s Ring

The CDC is warning that the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) being held this weekend could…

Party Of Love And Progress Rejoices Over Death Of Political Opponent

Within minutes of the news of the death of Rush Limbaugh, Democrats, well known as the…

Grizzly Bear Shatters All Pro Wrestling Records After Identifying As Human

STAMFORD, CT—The pro wrestling world was rocked last week when a new challenger arrived on the…

Trump Reveals Impeachment Defense Strategy: To Claim He Was Never President

Donald Trump’s lawyers have released a document outlining their defense in Trump’s impeachment trial, and the…