Mormons Launch Sacred Underwear Store ‘Brigham’s Secret’

https://babylonbee.com/news/mormons-launch-sacred-underwear-store-brighams-secret SALT LAKE CITY, UT—A specialty underwear shop targeting Mormons has opened in Salt Lake City’s…

Trump Rewards Himself For Great Job This Week With ‘World’s Best President’ Mug From White House Gift Shop

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-rewards-himself-for-great-job-this-week-with-1-president-mug-from-white-house-gift-shop WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a tough week dealing with several national crises, meeting with victims, and just…

Snopes Strikes Deal With Netflix To Provide On-Screen Fact Checks Of Fictional Shows, Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-strikes-deal-with-netflix-to-provide-on-screen-fact-checks-of-fictional-movies U.S.—Snopes has reached a multi-million-dollar deal with Netflix to provide on-screen fact checks of all…

California Mandates Conversion Therapy For Straight Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-mandates-conversion-therapy-for-straight-kids SACRAMENTO, CA—California’s governor signed into law Thursday a bill that mandates conversion therapy for straight…

Berkeley Scientists Invent Contact Lens That Automatically Blurs Out Any Opposing Opinion

https://babylonbee.com/news/berkeley-scientists-invent-contact-lens-that-automatically-blurs-out-any-opposing-opinion BERKELEY, CA—Scientists at the University of California Berkeley have invented a revolutionary contact lens that…

Biden Aides Forced To Use The Spray Bottle Again

R&A ~ Løki https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-aides-forced-to-use-the-spray-bottle-again DETROIT, MI—Presidential candidate Joe Biden’s aides were once again forced to use…

Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry

R&A ~ Løki https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-propose-creation-of-national-trump-voter-registry WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressional Democrats recently noticed a problem in our nation: many of…