Trump Rewards Himself For Great Job This Week With ‘World’s Best President’ Mug From White House Gift Shop

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-rewards-himself-for-great-job-this-week-with-1-president-mug-from-white-house-gift-shop WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a tough week dealing with several national crises, meeting with victims, and just…

Snopes Strikes Deal With Netflix To Provide On-Screen Fact Checks Of Fictional Shows, Movies

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-strikes-deal-with-netflix-to-provide-on-screen-fact-checks-of-fictional-movies U.S.—Snopes has reached a multi-million-dollar deal with Netflix to provide on-screen fact checks of all…

California Mandates Conversion Therapy For Straight Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-mandates-conversion-therapy-for-straight-kids SACRAMENTO, CA—California’s governor signed into law Thursday a bill that mandates conversion therapy for straight…

Berkeley Scientists Invent Contact Lens That Automatically Blurs Out Any Opposing Opinion

https://babylonbee.com/news/berkeley-scientists-invent-contact-lens-that-automatically-blurs-out-any-opposing-opinion BERKELEY, CA—Scientists at the University of California Berkeley have invented a revolutionary contact lens that…

Biden Aides Forced To Use The Spray Bottle Again

R&A ~ Løki https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-aides-forced-to-use-the-spray-bottle-again DETROIT, MI—Presidential candidate Joe Biden’s aides were once again forced to use…

Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry

R&A ~ Løki https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-propose-creation-of-national-trump-voter-registry WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congressional Democrats recently noticed a problem in our nation: many of…