Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China’s Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China…

Joel Osteen Berates Apostle Paul For Negative Self-Talk About Being ‘Chief Of Sinners’

Joel Osteen took the Apostle Paul to task on Sunday, calling out his awful habit of…

Biden Places ‘I Did That’ Sticker On Gas Pump After Price Drops Two Cents

After months of saying that he has no control over the price of gas, President Joe…

Biden Calls On The Economy To Stop Being Bad

In a bold move this morning to address the nation’s financial woes, President Biden has officially…

Democrats Proudly Introduce The ‘Raise Gas Prices Even Higher And Make More Kids Trans’ Bill

With midterm elections fast approaching, Democrats are rushing to pass key elements of their legislative agenda…

With Pride Month ending and July 4th around the corner, millions of rainbow flags across the country are being taken down and replaced with American flags, causing liberals to scream and run away in terror.

“AAAHHHHHHHHHH!” said Mamby Mcdibbles, (he/him) as he stepped out of his apartment to be greeted by…

Source: Trump Cried Out ‘Witness Me!’ While Jumping From Car To Blow Up Democrats’ War Rig

Cassidy Hutchinson, a former assistant to Trump-era Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, testified Tuesday at the…

Reminder: All Women Required To Report To Mike Pence To Receive Standard-Issue Handmaid Outfit By 5 PM Today

PUBLIC NOTICE: All women are required to report to Mike Pence to receive their standard-issue handmaid…

Scholars Now Think ‘6.66’ In Revelation Refers To Price Of Gas In The End Times

This week, a panel of Bible scholars issued a joint statement clarifying that the Mark of…

Biden Administration To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump, the Biden Administration has announced a…

Church Of Satan Declares Pelosi Still Allowed To Receive Satanic Eucharist

After being denied holy communion by San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone, the Church of Satan graciously…

Liberals Raise Concerns About Account That’s Making Them Look Bad By Just Sharing Their Actual Words

Liberals are worried that the popular Libs of TikTok account is making them look “bad, stupid,…