Taste Of Pee In A Bottle Improved By Slice Of Lime

According to sources hanging out at a local tiki bar, the taste of “literal pee in…

Costco Now Offering Convenient Payment Plans On Ground Beef

The popular retail store Costco has announced that due to rising costs created by inflation and…

Chris Rock Smooths Things Over With Will Smith By Sleeping With His Wife

In a show of penitence for the insensitive joke told during the Oscars, Chris Rock offered…

U.S. Horses Terrified Obese Americans Will Need Them For Transportation Again

As gas prices skyrocket, many Americans are looking for alternate forms of travel that will save…

Waldo Much Easier To Find After Becoming Woke

Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where’s Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally,…

Queen Elizabeth Asked If She’s Taken Ivermectin For COVID, Responds With Definitive ‘Nay’

Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II has tested positive for coronavirus, and rumors have circulated about her taking Ivermectin—a…

Children Horrified As 35-Year-Old White Mom Turns Into Gangsta Rapper During Halftime Show

The horrified children of Lacy Zwygart, 35-year-old mother of three, reported their mild-mannered mom immediately transformed…

‘Why Do Good Things Happen At All?’ Asks Atheist Struggling With His Faith

Local atheist Marcus Blaine has been wavering in his atheism recently, wondering why good things happen at all.…

Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints Wishes There Were A Shorter Way To Say Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints

After an exhausting conversation with some friends about his church, local member of the Church of…

FBI To Host First Annual Jan 6 Reunion

Special agents involved in last year’s ‘January 6th Insurrection Against Democracy™’ are set to reunite as…

Joining The Fight Against Misinformation: Applebee’s Announces They Have Banned Marjorie Taylor Greene From To-Go Online Ordering

In perhaps the final blow to the politician’s stinted career, Applebee’s announced they have banned Marjorie…

10 Ways Christians Are Being Persecuted In America

All around the world, Christians face imprisonment and death for their beliefs. But in America, the…