Local atheist Marcus Blaine has been wavering in his atheism recently, wondering why good things happen at all.…
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Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints Wishes There Were A Shorter Way To Say Member Of The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints
After an exhausting conversation with some friends about his church, local member of the Church of…
FBI To Host First Annual Jan 6 Reunion
Special agents involved in last year’s ‘January 6th Insurrection Against Democracy™’ are set to reunite as…
Joining The Fight Against Misinformation: Applebee’s Announces They Have Banned Marjorie Taylor Greene From To-Go Online Ordering
In perhaps the final blow to the politician’s stinted career, Applebee’s announced they have banned Marjorie…
10 Ways Christians Are Being Persecuted In America
All around the world, Christians face imprisonment and death for their beliefs. But in America, the…
Cats Vs. Dogs: The Babylon Bee Settles The Debate
Ah, dogs and cats. One of these is an adorable creature that will love you and…
Oscar The Grouch Refuses The Vaccine, Stocks Up On Ivermectin
With the COVID-19 vaccine now approved for 5 to 11-year-olds, many of the residents of Sesame…
Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon
Local liberal Joe Bailey has for years enjoyed cheering on his son Brandon at his Little League…
Terrorists Released From Guantanamo Bay To Make Room For Parents Who Protested At School Board Meetings
Terrorists are being released from Guantanamo Bay in order to make room for parents protesting their…
Republican Politicians Vow To Get Real Mad And Stuff Following Afghanistan Crisis
With Americans and Afghan allies still trapped in Afghanistan, Republican politicians are vowing to respond by…
Taliban Opens Chain Of U.S. Army Surplus Stores
Now that Allah has seen fit to bless the Taliban with bountiful weapons and equipment from…