Hero dog declines White House invitation

FORT BRAGG, N.C. — The Trump administration announced this week Conan, the hero canine of the…

U.S. General blessed the rains down in AFRICOM

CAMP LEMONNIER, Djibouti — Gen. Stephen Townsend visited the continent whose US forces he commands for…

Army feeling cute, may change its uniforms again

War dog returns from combat with necklace of enemy buttholes

War dog returns from combat with necklace of enemy buttholes FORT BENNING, Ga. – Trigger, a…

Army names Astronaut Anne McClain as Senior Cyber Crime Officer

WASHINGTON — Senior Army officials are calling the appointment of Lt. Col. Anne McClain, astronaut and…

Grown man yells at other grown man for not wearing a hat outside

TWENTYNINE PALMS, Calif. — Multiple eyewitnesses have reported that Sgt. Maj. Shawn DeWitt, a divorced 37…

Upgraded Harpoon missiles will scream ‘DJ Khaled’ just before impact

https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/08/upgraded-harpoon-missiles-will-scream-dj-khaled-just-before-impact/ WASHINGTON — The Pentagon approved $157 million in modernization costs to make the aging RGM-84…

VA now only second most ineffective suicide prevention program

NEW YORK — The Department of Veterans Affairs breathed a collective sigh of relief after the…

PSYOPS officer reprimanded for providing realistic capability briefing

KABUL, Afghanistan – Onlookers were stunned today when Capt. Chad McCarthy, an officer with 4th Psychological…

Trump nominates Guy Fieri as Chairman of Joint Chefs

FLAVORTOWN — President Donald Trump officially nominated Guy Fieri to fill the new post of Chairman…

USAF changes name to ‘US As F*ck’

USAF changes name to ‘US As F*ck’ WASHINGTON — After 71 years, the U.S. Air Force…

Warrior souls searching Valhalla for missing hammer

R&I ~ Løki . https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/08/warrior-souls-searching-valhalla-for-missing-hammer/ ASGARD—Valhalla has been on lockdown for the past millennium, as warrior…