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Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 3,943rd successive US mass shooting
America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going…
It’s ‘impossible’ for God to bless all the gay people that He created, insists Church
The Catholic Church is unable to bless same-sex unions it has insisted today, as it is…
Texas removes all restrictions on letting leopards roam free in stores
Texas has become the first state in America to remove restrictions on letting leopards roam free…
Lady Gaga hires John Wick to get her dogs back
Lady Gaga has engaged the services of New York’s premier dog retrieval specialist after the theft…
Ted Cruz praised for emergency fact-finding mission to Cancun to learn how Mexico deals with snow and power outages
Texas Senator Ted Cruz has been praised by his Republican colleagues for taking time out of…
Just go ahead fill your boots this Lent, confirms God
Representatives from all denominations of Christianity have confirmed that God has cancelled Lent because we have…
Facebook to add ‘punch’ button for responding to posts by Nazis
Facebook is to add a new reaction button to reflect the current political climate, they have…
Donald Trump claims incitement to violence just ‘locker room talk’
Donald Trump has dismissed the speech which encouraged a violent mob to storm the US Capitol…
Tragedy as Daily Mail readers wank themselves to death after EU finally makes mistake
Elation tragically turned to sorrow yesterday as the EU’s hamfisted handling of vaccines export restrictions gave…
Twitter apologises for allowing photo to be tweeted that isn’t Bernie and his f**king mittens
Twitter has apologised after it allowed a photo to be tweeted that didn’t feature Bernie Saunders…