White House staffer changes ‘days without security incident’ sign back to zero

“Guess we’re not getting a pizza party this week.” A White House staffer changed the “days…

Trump blasts FBI ‘overreach’ after agents seize ballistic missile

Former President Donald Trump blasted FBI “overreach” on Friday after hundreds of agents entered his home…

New Memorial Day poll: Americans grateful for good food, cheap stuff

National pool opening day, according to most citizens. What is Memorial Day? Starting with the big…

Top Marine enlisted leader tells grunts in foxhole at least they’re ‘not in the Navy’

Sgt. Maj. of the Marine Corps Troy Black told a platoon of Marines sleeping in a…

Elon Musk offers to buy Russian Army for $100, half-empty bottle of Stoli

Now that’s a steal. Fresh off of his acquisition of Twitter, billionaire tech entrepreneur Elon Musk offered…

Congress launches joint select committee to gut-check virility of US military

Unmasculine activities in the armed forces are out In the wake of Rep. Matt Gaetz’s railing…

Russian warship honors Ukrainian request to go fuck itself

It took a while but it finally happened. A Russian warship told by Ukrainian soldiers to…

Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson

Marine Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller, who was discharged for making videos publicly questioning his chain of…

Biden criticized for hasty and sloppy withdrawal from War on Christmas

Army veteran Ralphie Parker clutched his War on Christmas Expeditionary Medal as he watched the last flight of…

Duffel Blog’s military transition guide for members who don’t obey lawful orders

Separating from the military can be an intimidating and stressful prospect for those who have spent…

Afghanistan looking forward to peace after US withdrawal, says Taliban Minister of Public Executions

A peaceful execution of power. As the last American forces leave Afghanistan this summer, the war-torn…

Ted Cruz tells US Army to get back to commercials that make his d*ck hard

These “woke” commercials aren’t doing it Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) is not backing down from his…