Speaking before a crowd of loyal supporters, former President Donald Trump warned Tuesday that electric vehicles…
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Trump frantically digging holes around Mar-A-Lago In hopes of striking $454 million in oil
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Trump dehumanizes migrants by referring to them as Dons and Erics
Drawing criticism for what many called his dehumanizing and hurtful rhetoric, former President Donald Trump gave…
New Trump fundraising email claims candidate needs $5 for bus to New Jersey so he can see ailing mother
Urging his supporters to act now before it was too late, Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign…
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Everything We Learned From Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin Interview
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Politicians Explain Why They Know More About Abortions Than Doctors
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Biden Urges Americans Not To Let Dangerous Online Rhetoric Humanize Palestinians
Upon returning from his brief diplomatic trip to the Middle East, President Joe Biden urged the…
Fire Department Installs No-Questions-Asked Baby Furnace Outside Station
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Lauren Boebert Offers To Personally Jerk Off Any Constituents She Offended
In an effort to address voters hurt by recent actions that resulted in her being thrown…
Biden warns Zelensky if he can’t win war, U.S. will overthrow him with someone who will
Telling his counterpart that he was losing patience with the stalled counteroffensive, President Joe Biden reportedly…
Man who said N-word standing near guitar reaches top of Country Billboard charts
Having become an overnight sensation after he was seen in a video uttering the racist term…