New Arkansas Bill Would Require Teen Residents To Keep Genitals On Full Display At All Times

In a purported effort to protect the youths of the state, Arkansas legislators passed a controversial…

Chauvin Defense Team Praises Officer’s Restraint In Not Killing Bystanders

In an effort to highlight his client’s impeccable character, the defense attorney representing Derek Chauvin praised…

Conservative Christian Deeply Offended At Rap Video’s Implication That Satan A Homosexual

Decrying the depiction as “sacrilege,” local conservative Christian Elizabeth Dillon told reporters Tuesday she was deeply…

Ted Cruz Decries Voting Rights Bill As Shameless Power Grab By American People To Control Country

Calling the proposed law “dangerous” and “unprecedented”, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) decried a new voting rights…

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

In the hours following a violent rampage in Georgia in which a lone attacker killed eight individuals…

GOP Strategist Reminds Legislators There’s No Bad Ideas For Suppressing Black Vote

In an effort to get the “blue-sky” brainstorming session off to a productive start, GOP strategist…

CDC Launches Ad Campaign Featuring Racist Mascot In Effort To Get More Conservatives Vaccinated

Targeting the series of PSAs towards communities that were skeptical of inoculation, the Centers For Disease…

Heroic Conservative Risks Own Life To Hide Mr. Potato Heads In Attic

Shushing the toys as he carefully studied every vehicle and pedestrian passing by his house, heroic…

Cuomo Expresses Deep Regret That Grandma Didn’t Have The Balls To Tough It Out

Choking back tears while addressing the crowd of clamoring reporters, New York governor Andrew Cuomo expressed…

Texas Governor Announces State’s Morgues Now Allowed To Operate At 100% Capacity

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