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Most Controversial Statements By CPAC Speakers
The Conservative Political Action Conference kicked off this week. The Onion examines the most controversial statements made by…
Evangelical Leaders Announce J.K. Rowling Finally Bigoted Enough That It’s Okay For Kids To Read About Witchcraft
Following a series of transphobic comments by the Harry Potter author, the nation’s top evangelical leaders announced Monday…
Florida Board Of Education Removes Africa From World Maps
Saying the continent’s existence raised numerous questions of bias and accountability in the classroom, the Florida…
Nation Surrenders To Chinese Balloon
Bowing down before the floating intruder mere hours after it entered American airspace, the entire U.S.…
Pope Francis Declares Nothing Wrong With Guy Giving Buddy Tug Job After Few Drinks
In a progressive step forward for the Catholic Church, Pope Francis declared Thursday that there was…
Florida Bans African American Studies Course
Florida is barring high school students from taking a new advanced placement course on African American…
Trump Condemns Courts For Forcing His Already Cash-Strapped Supporters To Pay $1.6 Million Tax Fraud Fine
Declaring the penalty extreme and unjust, Donald Trump condemned the New York courts Friday for forcing…
Congress’ Agenda For The Next Two Years
The 2022 midterms saw Republicans gain control of the House and the Democrats add one seat…