What To Know About The Oath Keepers, On Trial For Role In January 6 Riots

Five members of the Oath Keepers, including founder Stewart Rhodes, are being tried in federal court…

Republicans Explain Why They Voted Against The Electoral Reform Bill

After the House of Representatives passed a bill to strengthen the presidential certification process, The Onion asked Republicans…

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies

Sources confirmed Tuesday that local man James McDermott, despite living on a doomed planet, was mostly…

Study: Christians May No Longer Be U.S. Majority By 2070

A new Pew Research Center study has found that Christians will make up less than half…

Republicans Explain Why They Oppose Ranked-Choice Voting

Since Mary Peltola’s defeat of Sarah Palin in a ranked-choice election for Alaska’s congressional seat, many…

Timeline Of The DOJ’s Investigation Into Mar-A-Lago

On Aug. 8, 2022, the FBI raided Donald Trump’s residence in search of documents he had…

Mississippi Governor Sends Emergency Workers To Contain Jackson Flood To Black Areas

Declaring a state of emergency as more than 180,000 residents lost access to potable water, Mississippi…

Greg Abbott Fills Last Few Open Seats On Migrant Bus With Jews

In an effort to ensure he was getting the most for his money, Texas Gov. Greg…

Conservatives Explain What They Will Do If Trump Is Prosecuted

With the FBI’s investigation of the former president continuing to heat up, The Onion asked conservatives what they…

Ohio 5th Graders Annoyed That Friend Forced To Give Birth Only Talks About Baby Stuff Now

Noting how weird she’d been ever since the state of Ohio had required her to carry…