Conservatives Hopeful SCOTUS Majority Will Bring Days Of On-Demand Cervical Cancer Detection To An End

Hear why many Christian pro-life groups are celebrating what they believe could be the judicial power…

Highly Informed Voter Has Spent Weeks Studying Trump, Biden Yard Signs

Increasing his scrutiny of the presidential candidates as the election approached, local highly informed voter Mark…

Trump Campaign Reminds Supporters To Make Voting Intimidation Plan

Urging the public to triple check the location of their local polling place and be ready…

Trump Attempts To Soften Image Before Election By Adopting Dead Dog

Flopping the putrescent animal carcass down in the Oval Office with an introduction of “call him…

Scientists Warn Florida Will Be Under 6 Feet Of Snakes By 2021

Urging drastic action to mitigate the effects of the imminent herpetological disaster, scientists at the University…

Amy Coney Barrett Promises Catholic Faith Won’t Interfere With Court’s Crushing Of The Poor, Downtrodden

In an effort to assure critics during her Senate confirmation hearing for the Supreme Court, Judge…

‘Poll Watching Is Not Voter Intimidation,’ Trump Supporter Whispers Into Ear Of Man Filling Out Ballot In Voting Booth

Pushing back against what he viewed as an overly hysterical media narrative, Trump supporter Tom Nagle…

American Populace Worried They’re Not Likable Enough To Attract Good Candidate For President

Unable to remember a time when they last had a national leader who treated them well,…

White House Staff Heartbroken By Sight Of Weak Trump Struggling To Yell Racial Slurs At TV

Grimacing from the other side of the room as the wheezing president made his fifth attempt…

John Bolton Seething With Jealousy After Trump Gets To Become Living Biological Weapon

Expressing frustration that the president was able to attain what he himself never had, former National…