Bat-Wielding Jim Jordan Bursts Through Capitol Window Demanding To Be Allowed Onto January 6 Committee

Shoving down barriers, sprinting up the steps, and smashing his fist through a thick pane of…

Juneteenth Becomes Federal Holiday

President Biden has signed the Juneteenth National Independence Day Act, making June 19 a federal holiday…

New School Curriculum Just 6 Straight Hours Of Staring Slack-Jawed At American Flag

Following passage of a state law that withholds funding from districts that acknowledge the existence of…

Israel’s Parliament Ousts Netanyahu

Israel’s parliament, the 120-member Knesset, narrowly voted in favor of a new coalition government, ending the…

Trump Forced To Shut Down Blog After Publishing Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

In the wake of numerous legal threats from the professional wrestling legend, sources confirmed Thursday that…

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Minneapolis Honors Police Brutality Victims By Dedicating Armored Vehicles To George Floyd

Following a year of upheaval that saw the country undergo a massive reckoning regarding state-sponsored violence,…

Republicans Worried Blind Worship Of Trump Overriding Traditional Values Like Blind Worship Of Reagan

Unsettled by the direction in which their party appeared to be headed, a small group of…

Supreme Court To Hear Abortion Rights Challenge

The Supreme Court agreed to hear a case concerning a Mississippi law banning abortion after 15…

‘Care To Explain?’ Ask Conservative Parents After Finding Vaccine Card In Son’s Underwear Drawer

Gasping sharply and demanding their son to report to his room this instant, conservative parents Justine…