Self-Loathing GOP Congressman Can’t Believe He’s Been Reduced To Defending Necessity Of Public Schools

As the nation falls deeper into the grip of a pandemic that has forced compromises upon…

Trump Slaughters Dozens Of American Troops In Hopes Of Cashing In On Russian Bounties

Following intelligence reports that Moscow offered to pay Taliban-linked militants to kill coalition forces in Afghanistan,…

White House Announces Entire U.S. Populace Of 6,200 Attended Trump’s Tulsa Rally

Seeking to counter the narrative put forward by the mainstream media, the Trump administration announced Monday…

Report: This A Goddamn Walk In The Park Compared To What’s Coming In 2027

WASHINGTON—Suggesting that Americans should enjoy these halcyon days while they still can, a new report from…

White Ally Willing To Do Whatever It Takes To Make Sure People Won’t Be Mad At Him

Vowing to learn from the Black Lives Matter movement and finally take a stand on the…

South Secedes From NASCAR Following Confederate Flag Ban

Declaring that they refused to be part of any institution that would endeavor to compromise their…

Two Buffalo Police Officers Suspended After Staining Clean Sidewalk With Blood

BUFFALO, NY—After a video of the incident received national attention, Buffalo mayor Byron Brown confirmed Friday…

Trump Claims U.S. Will Designate Antifa A Terrorist Organization

Though he lacks the legal authority to do so, President Trump tweeted on Sunday that he…

‘I Will Not Be Censored,’ Yells Trump Chaining Himself To Phone Displaying Twitter Homepage

Screaming into a megaphone and threatening to shut down the “biased” social media site once and…

White House Press Secretary: ‘Trump’s Critics Will Seize On Any Six-Figure Death Toll That Suits Their Narrative’

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany rebuked critics of the president in a briefing Thursday, forcefully…