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Biden warns Zelensky if he can’t win war, U.S. will overthrow him with someone who will
Telling his counterpart that he was losing patience with the stalled counteroffensive, President Joe Biden reportedly…
Man who said N-word standing near guitar reaches top of Country Billboard charts
Having become an overnight sensation after he was seen in a video uttering the racist term…
Republicans explain what white nationalism means to them
In an effort to gain insight into the radical ideology, The Onion asked Republicans to explain what white…
Marjorie Taylor Greene presents own tasteful boudoir pictures in congress to contrast with Hunter Biden’s un-American smut
Proudly brandishing the enormous poster board for all to see, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) reportedly…
Feds Wistfully Gaze At Photo Of Hunter Biden’s Penis One Last Time Before Closing Investigation
Eyes welling up with tears as their time together came to an end, federal agents reportedly…
‘You Better Not Talk,’ Trump Warns Classified Document
Gritting his teeth as he spoke, former President Donald Trump reportedly said “You better not talk”…
Exclusive Interview With Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been making headlines due to pushing anti-vaccine propaganda, conspiracies about health,…
Historians Uncover New Evidence That Jesus Made Annoying Smacking Sound After Every Sip Of Wine
Shedding new light on the religious leader’s personal life, historians announced the discovery of new evidence…
Another Star Falls From American Flag Following Well-Attended Drag Queen Brunch
America, former land of the free and ex-home of the brave. A hush reportedly spread across…
Matt Gaetz Takes Out Half-Page Ad In House Bill Congratulating Teen Girl On High School Graduation
Shelling out $55 for the loving tribute, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) reportedly took out a half-page…
Matt Gaetz Announces Official Run For McArthur High Prom King
Declaring himself the best choice for the class of 2023, Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz (R) officially…