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Trump Warns Immigrants Taking All The Good Vanity Plates
Appealing to his base with a new line of attack against immigrants, former President Donald Trump…
Trump Trains For Debate By Arguing With Side Of Beef Hanging In Meat Locker
Pummeling the hanging piece of meat repeatedly with profanities and jabs, former President Donald Trump was…
Francis Scott Key Estate Sends Cease-And-Desist To Trump For Playing ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ At Rally
Threatening significant legal consequences if the campaign failed to heed its warnings, the Francis Scott Key…
Pros And Cons Of Displaying The 10 Commandments In Every Classroom
The Republican Governor of Louisiana Jeff Landry recently signed a law requiring state’s classrooms to display…
Requirements Trump Has For His Next VP
Former President Donald Trump has yet to announce his running mate for the 2024 election and…
Report: School Shootings Either Way Down Or Too Depressing For Media To Cover
Shedding light on the possible reasons for a dip in such news coverage, a report released…
What to say if you catch your son watching right-wing propaganda
Despite being unable to complete a single school assignment, 13-year-old boys somehow have the patience to…
Trump Warns Of Electric Vehicles Raping, Murdering Americans
Speaking before a crowd of loyal supporters, former President Donald Trump warned Tuesday that electric vehicles…
Trump frantically digging holes around Mar-A-Lago In hopes of striking $454 million in oil
With time running out for the former president to secure a bond to cover the penalty…
Trump dehumanizes migrants by referring to them as Dons and Erics
Drawing criticism for what many called his dehumanizing and hurtful rhetoric, former President Donald Trump gave…