The Republican Governor of Louisiana Jeff Landry recently signed a law requiring state’s classrooms to display…
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Requirements Trump Has For His Next VP
Former President Donald Trump has yet to announce his running mate for the 2024 election and…
Report: School Shootings Either Way Down Or Too Depressing For Media To Cover
Shedding light on the possible reasons for a dip in such news coverage, a report released…
What to say if you catch your son watching right-wing propaganda
Despite being unable to complete a single school assignment, 13-year-old boys somehow have the patience to…
Trump Warns Of Electric Vehicles Raping, Murdering Americans
Speaking before a crowd of loyal supporters, former President Donald Trump warned Tuesday that electric vehicles…
Trump frantically digging holes around Mar-A-Lago In hopes of striking $454 million in oil
With time running out for the former president to secure a bond to cover the penalty…
Trump dehumanizes migrants by referring to them as Dons and Erics
Drawing criticism for what many called his dehumanizing and hurtful rhetoric, former President Donald Trump gave…
New Trump fundraising email claims candidate needs $5 for bus to New Jersey so he can see ailing mother
Urging his supporters to act now before it was too late, Donald Trump’s 2024 presidential campaign…
Alabama supreme court rules that frozen burritos are children
In a case aimed at preserving what plaintiffs described as the sanctity of reheatable Tex-Mex fare,…
Everything We Learned From Tucker Carlson’s Vladimir Putin Interview
Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson recently interviewed Russian President Vladimir Putin for over two hours,…
Politicians Explain Why They Know More About Abortions Than Doctors
Many politicians seem to believe they know enough about medicine to determine whether certain procedures are…