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Epidemiologists expect second wave of fuckwittery to be worse than the first
Epidemiologists at BCCDC are warning the public that the second wave of fuckwittery will be worse…
Ruined city used to highlight Trump’s accomplishments in office
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Poll: 30% of Canadians support letting Alberta join U.S. “for the laughs”
As the Wexit movement pivots from independence towards joining the U.S., 30% of Canadians east of Saskatchewan say they are…
Canada searches for new country to compare ourselves to now that U.S. is too sad
The Canadian Government announced today that they are searching for a new benchmark country Canadians can…
US prison overcrowding reaches critical mass due to Trump’s staff
Experts and prison staff are raising the alarm about overcrowding in US prisons due to Donald Trump’s…
Putin assures world COVID-19 vaccine has been rigorously tested on political opponents
Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced the successful development of the world’s first COVID-19 vaccine, which was rigorously tested on his political…
Citing a culture of fear, anti-maskers remove stop signs
Members of an anti-mask group have taken down an intersection’s stop signs to remove what they call…
Blue Jays offer to change name to something racist in order to find new home in U.S.
Anywhere but TORONTO – After the Toronto Blue Jays have been barred from playing in their home city and rejected by Pittsburgh,…
Trump introduces “choose your own adventure” pandemic protocol
As the number of COVID cases skyrockets in the United States, Trump and his administration have officially instituted a “choose…
Disney World reopens in hopes that inevitable parental deaths will inspire future films
As COVID-19 continues to surge in record numbers across Florida, Disney World made the controversial decision to reopen to the…
Trump says Biden’s poll numbers wouldn’t be so high if they stopped testing voters
US president Trump has issued a statement saying that Democratic Party nominee Joe Biden is only polling ahead of him…