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Donald Trump announces creation of seven new states, all of whom voted for him
US President Donald Trump has officially signed an executive order establishing seven new American states which have all…
Eric Trump still in line at Apple Store to vote
Eyewitnesses report President Trump’s son is still in line at the Georgetown Apple Store, waiting to cast his…
World offers to buy U.S. special present if it doesn’t re-elect deranged fascist
At a special meeting of the full United Nations, the countries of the world came together…
Senator Lynn Beyak: I didn’t know donating to Trump was illegal, I thought it was just racist
Senator Lynn Beyak is in trouble once again, but she wants to assure the Canadian public who pay…
Trump hoping he just gets fired so he can at least collect unemployment
Recent reports have confirmed that President Donald Trump is hoping to get fired so he can at least…
GOP proves existence of election fraud by committing election fraud
The California Republican Party has announced “smoking gun” evidence of statewide election fraud, the existence of which has…
FEMINISM WIN: This girl boss is reuniting the long-separated Church and State
Watch out, the patriarchy! Total girlboss Amy Coney-Barrett is on her way to joining the Supreme Court,…
Trump holds another White House event to infect everyone he missed at last one
The White House has announced that President Donald Trump will be hosting an event on the South Lawn…
Trump demands release of Michigan terrorists so they can vote for him
US President Donald Trump is demanding the release of 13 members of a terrorist militia that plotted to…
Bankrupt Trump kicked out of Walter Reed after health insurance declined
US President Donald Trump has been kicked out of the Walter Reed Medical Centre after his Presidential Health…