Disney World reopens in hopes that inevitable parental deaths will inspire future films

As COVID-19 continues to surge in record numbers across Florida, Disney World made the controversial decision to reopen to the…

Trump says Biden’s poll numbers wouldn’t be so high if they stopped testing voters

US president Trump has issued a statement saying that Democratic Party nominee Joe Biden is only polling ahead of him…

Businessman Trump masterfully convinces Putin to lower bounty on US soldiers by 2%

The US president has once again brought his considerable business acumen to bear on matters of…

Trump Hotels to change name after revelation founder had history of racism

NEW YORK CITY – Trump Hotels, a luxury line of hotel accommodations across the United States,…

Children forced to sit through online church service can’t even fantasize about going home

THE LIVING ROOM – As the Dobson family sits through a Zoom stream of their weekly church service, children Max,…

United States deploys troops to politically unstable nation of the United States

WASHINGTON, DC- The United States government announced today that it will send active duty troops to the chaos…

ANTIFA surprised to discover it is an organization

VARIOUS LOCATIONS AROUND THE WORLD – Following President Donald Trump’s announcement that the United States is designating ANTIFA as…

Little Free Library implements more comprehensive Covid-19 strategy than White House

Eugene, OR- Following mounting concern for public safety during the current pandemic, a local Little Free Library is…

Justice Department decides doing a crime that you did doesn’t mean you did the crime that you definitely did

The United States Department of Justice has withdrawn charges against Donald Trump’s former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. DOJ prosecutors…

Trump frankly disappointed more haven’t died yet

WASHINGTON D.C. — During his latest briefing on the deadly coronavirus pandemic, a frustrated President Trump admitted to reporters that…